George Bernard Shaw Dr Quotations

If any religion had the chance of ruling over England, nay Europe within the next hundred years, it could be Islam

Revelations: A curious record of the visions of a drug addict.

The great dramatist has something better to do than to amuse either himself or his audience. He has to interpret life.

Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.

We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners.

At present, intelligent people do not have their children vaccinated, nor does the law now compel them to. The result is not, as the Jennerians prophesied, the extermination of the human race by smallpox; on the contrary more people are now killed by vaccination than by smallpox.

No sooner had Jesus knocked over the dragon of superstition than Paul boldly set it on its legs again in the name of Jesus.

I feel nothing but the accursed happiness I have dreaded all my life long: the happiness that comes as life goes, the happiness of yielding and dreaming instead of resisting and doing, the sweetness of the fruit that is going rotten.

All professions are conspiracies against the laity.

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.

An interesting play cannot in the nature of things mean anything but a play in which problems of conduct and character of personalimportance to the audience are raised and suggestively discussed.

As long as more people will pay admission to a theater to see a naked body than to see a naked brain, the drama will languish.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

A true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living at seventy, sooner than work at anything but his art.

There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.

My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

Every child has a right to its own bent. . . . It has a right to find its own way and go its own way, whether that way seems wise or foolish to others, exactly as an adult has. It has a right to privacy as to its own doings and its own affairs as much as if it were its own father.

A man without an address is a vagabond; a man with two addresses is a libertine.

The seven deadly sins... food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven millstones from Man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the millstones are lifted.

Perhaps you know some well-off families who do not seem to suffer from their riches. They do not overeat themselves; they find occupations to keep themselves in health; they do not worry about their position; they put their money into safe investments and are content with a low rate of interest; and they bring up their children to live simply and do useful work. But this means that they do not live like rich people at all, and might therefore just as well have ordinary incomes.

Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.

Being a mother means that your heart is no longer yours; it wanders wherever your children do

The best bought-up children are those who have seen thier parents as they are. Hypocrisy is not the first duty of a parent.

If parents would only realize how they bore their children.

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.

I must have been an insufferable child; all children are.

Not everybody is strong enough to endure life without an anesthetic. Drink probably averts more gross crime than it causes.

I aint such a mug as to put up my children to all I know myself.

The one point on which all women are in furious secret rebellion against the existing law is the saddling of the right to a child with the obligation to become the servant of a man.

Affection between adults - if they are really adult in mind and not merely grown up children - and creatures so relatively selfish and cruel as children necessarily are without knowing it or meaning it, cannot be called natural.

The vilest abortionist is he who attempts to mould a child's character.

In your Salvation shelter I saw poverty, misery, cold and hunger. You gave them bread and treacle and dreams of heaven. I give from thirty shillings a week to twelve thousand a year. They find their own dreams; but I look after the drainage.

A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.

All dress is fancy dress, is it not, except our natural skins?

If only for a half hour a day, a child should do something serviceable to the community

A child hasn't a grown-up person's appetite for affection. A little of it goes a long way with them; and they like a good imitation of it better than the real thing, as every nurse knows.

If you strike a child, take care that you strike it in anger, even at the risk of maiming it for life. A blow in cold blood neither can nor should be forgiven.

Schools and schoolmasters, as we have them today, are not popular as places of education and teachers, but rather prisons and turnkeys in which children are kept to prevent them disturbing and chaperoning their parent.

Don't order any black things. Rejoice in his memory; and be radiant: leave grief to the children. Wear violet and purple. Be patient with the poor people who will snivel: they don't know; and they think they will live for ever, which makes death a division instead of a bond.

I work as my father drank.

I love little children too but I don't cut off their heads and stick them in vases.

The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.

You see things and you say, 'Why?'. But I dream things and I say, 'Why not?'.

We're human beings we are - all of us - and that's what people are liable to forget. Human beings don't like peace and goodwill and everybody loving everybody else. However much they may think they do, they don't really because they're not made like that. Human beings love eating and drinking and loving and hating. They also like showing off, grabbing all they can, fighting for their rights and bossing anybody who'll give them half a chance.

What is the matter with universities is that the students are school children, whereas it is of the very essence of university education that they should be adults.

I like flowers, I also like children, but I do not chop their heads off and keep them in bowls of water around the house.

That is the injustice of a woman's lot. A woman has to bring up her children; and that means to restrain them, to deny them things they want, to set them tasks, to punish them when they do wrong, to do all the unpleasant things. And then the father, who has nothing to do but pet them and spoil them, comes in when all her work is done and steals their affection from her.

The schoolmaster is the person who takes the children off the parents' hands for a consideration. That is to say, he establishes a child prison, engages a number of employee schoolmasters as turnkeys, and covers up the essential cruelty and unnaturalness of the situation by torturing the children if they do not learn, and calling this process, which is within the capacity of any fool or blackguard, by the sacred name of Teaching.

Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and calves and that men and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.

A book is like a child: it is easier to bring it into the world than to control it when it is launched there.

For four wicked centuries the world has dreamed this foolish dream of efficiency; and the end is not yet. But the end will come.

When your eyes are fixed in the stare of unconsciousness, and your throat coughs the last gasping breath - as one dragged in the dark to a great precipice - what assistance are a wife and child?

Sherlock Holmes was a drug addict without a single amiable trait.

The practical question, then, is what to do with the children. Tolerate them at home we will not. Let them run loose in the streets we dare not until our streets become safe places for children, which, to our utter shame, they are not at present, though they can hardly be worse than some homes and some schools.

Without music we shall surely perish of drink, morphia, and all sorts of artificial exaggerations of the cruder delights of the senses.

Let wife and child perish, and lay bricks for your last crust, rather than part with an iota of your [copy]rights.

I loathe the mess of mean superstitions and misunderstood prophecies which is still rammed down the throats of children under the name of Christianity.

A third variety of drama ... begins as tragedy with scraps of fun in it ... and ends in comedy without mirth in it, the place of mirth being taken by a more or less bitter and critical irony.

My schooling did me a great deal of harm and no good whatever; it was simply dragging a child's soul through the dirt.

If we have come to think that the nursery and the kitchen are the natural sphere of a woman, we have done so exactly as English children come to think that a cage is the natural sphere of a parrot: because they have never seen one anywhere else.

Hollywood keeps before its child audiences a string of glorified young heroes, everyone of whom is an unhesitating and violent Anarchist. His one answer to everything that annoys him or disparages his country or his parents or his young lady or his personal code of manly conduct is to give the offender a "sock" in the jaw.... My observation leads me to believe that it is not the virtuous people who are good at socking jaws.

But a mother is like a broomstick or like the sun in the heavens, it does not matter which as far as one's knowledge of her is concerned: the broomstick is there and the sun is there; and whether the child is beaten by it or warmed and enlightened by it, it accepts it as a fact in nature, and does not conceive it as having had youth, passions, and weaknesses, or as still growing, yearning, suffering, and learning.

Only in the problem play is there any real drama, because drama is no mere setting up of the camera to nature: it is the presentation in parable of the conflict between Man's will and his environment: in a word, of problem.

A man's interest in the world is only the overflow from his interest in himself. When you are a child your vessel is not yet full;so you care for nothing but your own affairs. When you grow up, your vessel overflows; and you are a politician, a philosopher, or an explorer and adventurer. In old age the vessel dries up: there is no overflow: you are a child again.

What right has any human being to talk of bringing up a child? You do not bring up a tree or a plant. It brings itself up. You have to give it a fair chance by tilling the soil.

In my dreams is a country where the State is the Church and the Church the people: three in one and one in three. It is a commonwealth in which work is play and play is life: three in one and one in three. It is a temple in which the priest is the worshiper and the worshiper the worshipped: three in one and one in three. It is a godhead in which all life is human and all humanity divine: three in one and one in three.

Dogmatic toleration is nonsense: I would no more tolerate the teaching of Calvinism to children if I had power to persecute it than the British Raj tolerated suttee in India. Every civilized authority must draw a line between the tolerable and the intolerable.

The law is equal before all of us; but we are not all equal before the law. Virtually there is one law for the rich and another for the poor, one law for the cunning and another for the simple, one law for the forceful and another for the feeble, one law for the ignorant and another for the learned, one law for the brave and another for the timid, and within family limits one law for the parent and no law at all for the child.

No child should be brought up to suppose that its food and clothes come down from heaven or are miraculously conjured from empty space by papa. Loathsome as we have made the idea of duty (like the idea of work) we must habituate children to a sense of repayable obligation to the community for what they consume and enjoy, and inculcate the repayment as a point of honor.

Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time.

It is a monstrous thing to force a child to learn Latin or Greek or mathematics on the ground that they are an indispensable gymnastic for the mental powers. It would be monstrous even if it were true.

Live in contact with dreams and you will get something of their charm: live in contact with facts and you will get something of their brutality. I wish I could find a country to live in where the facts were not brutal and the dreams not real.

We are the only real aristocracy in the world: the aristocracy of money.

She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.

There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.

I am sure that if people had to choose between living where the noise of children never stopped and where it was never heard, all the good-natured and sound people would prefer the incessant noise to the incessant silence.

He's a man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.

Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does

The seven deadly sins... food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes,respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven millstones from man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the millstones are lifted.

We need men who can dream of things that never were, and ask why not.

Some men see things as they are and say, ''Why?'' I of dream things that never were, and say, ''Why not?''

Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.

You see things and you say, Why? But I dream things that never were and say, Why not?

You see things and say: Why? But I dream things that never where; and I say: Why not?

Your wits can't thicken in that soft moist air, on those white springy roads, in those misty rushes and brown bogs, on those hillsides of granite rocks and magenta heather. You've no such colours in the sky, no such lure in the distances, no such sadness in the evenings. Oh the dreaming! the dreaming! the torturing, heart-scalding, never satisfying dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming!

The popular definition of tragedy is heavy drama in which everyone is killed in the last act, comedy being light drama in which everyone is married in the last act.

Always strive to find out what to do by thinking, without asking anybody. If you continually do this, you will soon act like a grown-up woman. For want of doing this, a very great number of grown-up people act like children.

Think what cowards men would be if they had to bear children. Women are altogether a superior species.

We throw the whole drudgery of creation one sex, and then imply that no female of any delicacy would initiate any effort in that direction

The true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living at seventy, sooner than work at anything but his art

The minority is sometimes right; the majority always wrong.

We must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.

A man of great common sense and good taste -- meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.

A man who has no office to go to -- I don't care who he is -- is a trial of which you can have no conception.

Between persons of equal income there is no social distinction except the distinction of merit. Money is nothing: character, conduct, and capacity are everything. There would be great people and ordinary people and little people, but the great would always be those who had done great things, and never the idiots whose mothers had spoiled them and whose fathers had left them a hundred thousand a year; and the little would be persons of small minds and mean characters, and not poor persons who had never had a chance. That is why idiots are always in favor of inequality of income (their only chance of eminence), and the really great in favor of equality.