Jeremy Clarkson Dirt Quotations

I dish the dirt out, and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it? In 20 years, I have taken any number of stories, most of which are not true, without a murmur of complaint. But some stories you have to draw the line and say No.

I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it?