Joe Bob Briggs America Quotations

Yet it wasn't so long ago that virtually every person in the world felt perfectly free to show up on the doorstep of any other person in the world.

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.