John Cleese Men Quotations

I was a terrible dancer. I dance like an Englishman.

For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard.

My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous alimony. If I wasn't doing this I'd be making documentaries about wildlife and other subjects that interest me.

If you are leaping a ravine, the moment of takeoff is a bad time to be considering alternative strategies.

A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.