I demand my right to a private life, just as I respect that right for everybody else.
I couldn't care less what anybody says about me. I live my life, especially my personal life, strictly for myself.... Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized. I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.