Kathy Griffin People Quotations

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. “You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let's call it a date.” Needless to say he wasn't Mr. Right.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.