Kristen Schaal Mean Quotations

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater...

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

I would love for people to know that the label 'feminist' is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.