Kurt Vonnegut Hocus Pocus Quotations

Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.

I think William Shakespeare was the wisest human being I ever heard of. To be perfectly frank, though, that's not saying much.

If facts weren't funny, or scary, or couldn't make you rich, the heck with them.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.