Les Dawson Wife Quotations

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.

Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.

I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary.

The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.

I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.

Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.

I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.