Christophe, with the careful tone of an adult telling a kid not to pet the nice foaming-rabid pooch.
Boys always get the best eyelashes; it's like some kind of cosmic law. And half-breed kids get some kind of extra help there from genetics, too.
I'd kind of expected that kids who knew about the Real World wouldn't act like jock dipwads. Guess I was wrong.
Jesus, you've got a death wish." "Right now I have a bathroom-and-sleep-somewhere safe wish, kid.