Mae West Two Quotations

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.

Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.