Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Few sinners are saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain
A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
The minute we get reconciled to a person, how willing we are to throw aside little needless punctilios and pronounce his name right.