P. J. O'Rourke Laws Quotations

Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid.

The perpetuation of slavery, the exile and extermination of American Indians, and the passage of Jim Crow laws weren't carried out at the bidding of a few malefactors of great wealth.

The laws of the marketplace are physical laws, and they don't become suspended in a crisis any more than the law of gravity does.