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funny
I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them. Whoopi Goldberg
funny trying
I do think there are some actors that can get away with trying to be funny, and they're still funny because they're just likeable, and you want to see them. Me, though, when you see me trying to be funny, it's like the worst thing in the world. It's needy, it's cloying, it's manipulative - it's bad. Constance Wu
funny
If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance. Don Rickles
funny past repeat rhyme sure
The past may not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme Mark Twain
funny men obsessed reaction sparkle watching
I'm obsessed with sparkle for men. It's so funny watching people's reaction to a disco-ball shoe! Brad Goreski
funny women
There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man. Bill Hader
funny
Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.' He has a small part in it. I told Lorne Michaels about him, said he was really funny.
funny kids mouth nose stuffed
It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe. David Walton
funny
Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.
guy luckiest penny
I'm the luckiest guy in the world, and I am going to give away every penny before I die. William E. Conway, Jr.
guy insist rage women
I get a lot of letters from women who insist that 'Fight Club' is not just a guy thing. They insist that women have the same rage and need the same outlet. Chuck Palahniuk
guys
When I first used to tour, guys would come up and say, 'Where's the fight club in my area?' and I would say, 'There isn't one.' And they'd say, 'No, no, you can tell me, you can tell me.'
guys left microsoft napster
When you think about the guys who started Twitter, and the Google guys, and the Facebook guys and the Napster guys, and the Microsoft guys, and the Dell guys and the Instagram guys, it's all guys. The girls, they're being left behind. will.i.am
guy whether
Whether it's long-form journalism or investigative journalism, it's no fun to just be the guy diagnosing the problem. Clay Shirky
guy loses
Nothing's worse than a guy who loses fair and square and then whines about it. Evel Knievel
guy paying saddest time
The saddest thing is when a guy is paying so much attention to the world and everything going by that he can't take the time for his own mother.
guy met thinks
When I watch a guy I know is a big Republican, part of me thinks I probably wouldn't like this person if I met him, or we would have different opinions. Ben Affleck
guys likely numbers stay theme
The overriding theme of these numbers is that these guys are pretty much tied, and will likely stay that way for a long time. Alberto Martinez
dimes kelsey separation
From Kelsey, I have learned among many other things the value of turning on a dime and how you can have an extremely funny and extremely poignant moment with absolutely no separation in between... and sometimes in the same moment. David Hyde Pierce
dimes made damn
I never made a damn dime until I started doing what I wanted. Carroll Shelby
dimes dozen
Heartthrobs are a dime a dozen. Brad Pitt
dimes nickels
I'm pissed at a nickel because it isn't a dime. Gene Simmons
dimes ability
I have a great ability to improvise verbally and I am very funny on a dime. Kate Braverman
dimes nickels turns
History doesn't turn on a dime; it turns on a plugged nickel. Jeff Greenfield
dimes financial used
Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver. H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
dimes existential changed
I know in an existential sense that life can change on a dime ... something has instantly and inexorably changed in American life. John Lahr
dimes turns
Life turns on a dime. Stephen King