Famous Quotes & Sayings

Alan Bennett

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Don Basilio was a forbidding-looking man with a bushy mustache who did not suffer fools and who subscribed to the theory that the liberal use of adverbs and adjectives was the mark of a pervert or someone with a vitamin deficiency.

Caitlin Moran

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

Bill Murray

I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something.

David Schwimmer

I had a mustache when I was 13.

David Sedaris

I'm completely fascinated by the health-care debate going on in the United States, especially by posters of Obama with a little mustache drawn on his upper lip. Is that what Hitler is really known for, his health-care plan? To quote Bill Maher, "I haven't seen this many pissed-off old white people since they cancelled 'Murder She Wrote.' "

Edmond Rostand

My wit is more polished than your mustache. The truth which I speak strikes more sparks from men's hearts than your spurs do from the cobblestones.

Edmond Rostand

My wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs.

Derek Jeter

The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair.