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Jon Scieszka When I was one day old, I learned how to read. When I was two days old, I started to write. By the time I was three, I had finished 212 short stories, 38 novels, 730 poems, and one very funny limerick, all before breakfast.
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Chelsea Peretti When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind. I don't remember how old she was at the time, but she just had this edgy hour that had so much funny stuff in it, and she was so fearless. If you only watch her on the red carpet, you don't get a sense of what a legendary standup comedian she is.
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Michael Keaton When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny.
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Miles Teller When I was in high school, there was 'Superbad' and 'The Girl Next Door' and 'Wedding Crashers' and all these great movies. You hope to be a part of something that's smart, funny and in that Todd Phillips-vein. You want to make something like 'Superbad.' That movie was so good and so funny.
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Sam Claflin When I was in high school, I was a bad singer. I mean, all my early acting was musical theater, and my first ever show was 'Jesus Christ Superstar.' Everyone's familiar with it. I played priest number 3 and sang so out of tune that it's not even funny.
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Nicky Hilton When I was a kid I had this funny blond hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.
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Romola Garai When I was a child, I always wanted to be funny and to please people in my family. As you grow up that instinct becomes more refined, but it's still there.
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Jerry Cantrell We're making it up as we go along. It's what we always did in the past. We're writing the book as we live it. We feel confident that we will have a good time and that it's something that will live up to the same level. It's an exploratory thing, and we're just having fun with it. We'd like to go out and play for the people that supported us and love the music as much as we have all these years. We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend.
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David Whitehouse Better Than You island doesn't exist. And if it does it's full of idiots, looking over their shoulder for the next idiot to arrive.
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William Shakespeare Talkers are no good doers.
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William Shakespeare Every good servant does not all commands.
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William Shakespeare I am a great eater of beef, and I believe that does harm to my wit.
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William Shakespeare He does it with better grace, but I do it more natural.
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Alan Jay Lerner All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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Alan Jay Lerner Men die but an idea does not.
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Alan Greenspan We as central bankers need not be concerned if a collapsing financial asset bubble does not threaten to impair the real economy, its production, jobs and price stability.
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Alan Chadwick The Gardener does not create the Garden. The Garden creates the Gardener.
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Noel Wells For all of my class projects, I somehow turned it into a commercial parody or put on plays. My whole thing was seeing things from a big picture, from beginning to middle to end: making a costume, doing voices, writing a script, making it all happen.
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Cat Deeley All great reality shows have a very, very similar format. That's why it was so easy to parody.
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Jamie Lee Curtis I too was a little embarrassed by my recent topless 'scandal' and the subsequent parodies.
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Bill Paxton When you start out as a filmmaker, you do parodies, because you can't really compete on a studio level.
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Brendan Gill Parody is homage gone sour.
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Kelley Armstrong The first piece of 'long' fiction I wrote was a novella parody of Stephen King's 'Christine.' I was in high school, and my version was about a kid with a possessed locker instead of a possessed car. It was also my first attempt at humour, which fell completely flat because no one who read it realized it was a parody!
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John Zimmerman Some of the numbers in the first half are about us rehearsing and getting ready to go on tour. The opening of the second half is a parody on things, and the finale is supposed to be the beginning of an actual show.
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Bernard Berenson You can parody and make fun of almost anything, but that does not turn the universe into a caricature.
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Bruce McCall You can parody almost anything.