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When I was one day old, I learned how to read. When I was two days old, I started to write. By the time I was three, I had finished 212 short stories, 38 novels, 730 poems, and one very funny limerick, all before breakfast. Jon Scieszka
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When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind. I don't remember how old she was at the time, but she just had this edgy hour that had so much funny stuff in it, and she was so fearless. If you only watch her on the red carpet, you don't get a sense of what a legendary standup comedian she is. Chelsea Peretti
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When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny. Michael Keaton
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When I was in high school, there was 'Superbad' and 'The Girl Next Door' and 'Wedding Crashers' and all these great movies. You hope to be a part of something that's smart, funny and in that Todd Phillips-vein. You want to make something like 'Superbad.' That movie was so good and so funny. Miles Teller
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When I was in high school, I was a bad singer. I mean, all my early acting was musical theater, and my first ever show was 'Jesus Christ Superstar.' Everyone's familiar with it. I played priest number 3 and sang so out of tune that it's not even funny. Sam Claflin
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When I was a kid I had this funny blond hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird. Nicky Hilton
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When I was a child, I always wanted to be funny and to please people in my family. As you grow up that instinct becomes more refined, but it's still there. Romola Garai
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When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy. Princess Anne
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Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.
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We've always wanted to see what it was like and visit some friends here. It's a lot of fun, and luckily the weather has been great. Doug Campbell
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When it comes down to racing like this, ... you have to ignore all friendship and just get down to business.
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When I talk to friends about Western Kentucky University, I brag about how good they have been.
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We both came out of San Bernardino (Calif.) so they kind of knew each other from there and they're friends. It's going to be good to play them. We kind of know them and they're a good team so we just have to be on our toes.
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We're going to maintain our friendship with Ripper. He's a great guy, in fact he sent us an email yesterday, saying he agrees with the decision, you know, because he is a big Priest fan as well, like we all are in a way. He is such an incredible vocalist he is bound to go on to greater success in his own right. Once people know he's free I'm sure he'll be in demand. Glenn Tipton
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We're just really, really close friends. If the situation were different we probably would be together, but we're just friends, and that's how we like to keep it right now. Hopefully things will turn out the best they can. Justin Gatlin
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We're just good friends. We joke around here in the clubhouse, but if we see each other outside, we're friends. We joke, try to have fun. Jose Reyes
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We're friends first, and I think that's what makes it work.
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We're friends, and we're both relaxed. He's a good player and a good competitor.
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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish Chevy Chase
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Charles Lamb
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I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. Charles M. Schulz
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There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
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You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
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There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
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That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
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I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.