Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bob Dylan

I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my chimney hole, I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl.

Orson Scott Card

The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet.

Seth Green

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

Slash

I do all my interviews on the toilet.

Carolyn Heilbrun

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.

Cassandra Clare

It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.

Jack Kevorkian

I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.

J. K. Rowling

We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

J. K. Rowling

Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.

Kathryn Stockett

But certainly in my grandmother's time - and when I was growing up, yeah, Demetrie's bathroom was on the side of the house, it was a separate door. Still, to this day, I've never been in that room.

Celine Dion

There's something of everything in my bathroom.

Sherri Shepherd

One of the things that I do that I've found from being newly married is that my husband and I, we go in the bathroom and brush our teeth together. And that's when we talk about what's going on in the day, so we get to bond that way.

Traci Bingham

I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.

Tony Hawk

When you break your pelvis, you can't do a whole lot. It took me about six weeks to be able to get out of bed. Anything you do that shakes your body is painful all over, so you can't cough, you can't sneeze, and going to the bathroom is impossible.

Rita Ora

One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor.

Jonathan Ames

(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

Winston Churchill

When you took your seat I felt as if a woman had come into my bathroom and I had only the sponge to defend myself.

Sandra Jones

When we have to go to the bathroom we just get a box. That's all you can do now.

Deb Caletti

It was all the things you could never understand and could never possess that made you ache.

Billy Bob Thornton

The movies I've made about the South, they were my experience and it's something that I know.

Edward Norton

Screenplays aren't written to be read, they're written to be made into movies.

Brandon Sanderson

I am what the universe made me to be, my dear.

Bashar al-Assad

I am Syrian, I was made in Syria, I have to live in Syria and die in Syria.

C. S. Lewis

you had nothing to say about it and yet made the nothing up into words.

Charlotte Bronte

He made me love him without looking at me.

Arthur Helps

There is one statesman of the present day, of whom I always say that he would have escaped making the blunders that he has made if he had only ridden more in buses.

Cary Grant

I'd like to have made one of those big splashy Technicolor musicals with Rita Hayworth.