Beard Quotations

There are 316 million people in the United States of America. About six million of them watch 'Homeland,' Showtime's thriller about world terror, paranoia, and bipolar disorder. That's about 2 percent of the population; roughly what the guy with the beard running on the Libertarian Party ticket gets when he runs for Congress.

This music has been around since before the beard on Moses. I happed to do it very well and I happen to have a lot of groovy songs that I know people are going to dig. I know more about it than you do.

Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain values.

I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.'

I myself had to grow a longer beard and Afghan clothes. I was in danger of being kidnapped by smugglers, though I didn't know it at the time.

The secret to my 5 o'clock shadow is a little device called the George Michael 3000 Custom Beard Trimmer and Personal Massager. Just kidding. I actually shave every morning, and thanks to my vast knowledge of Eastern philosophy and mysticism, I will my facial hair to grow to the exact same length each day. Dave Grohl taught me that one.

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

Not for a moment, beautiful aged Walt Whitman, have I failed to see your beard full of butterflies.

I don't like gourmet cooking or 'this' cooking or 'that' cooking. I like good cooking.

Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.

I'm quite interested in adapting some of James Herbert's early work. 'The Dark'... But I was always desperate to do an adaptation of 'War of the Worlds' until the Beard stole it from underneath my feet.

Have you ever read the back of the Newman's Diavolo pasta sauce? Dad on the front is dressed like the devil with a little beard and horns. He says that he sells his soul to the devil for the recipe. It was banned in the South. They thought it was an abomination.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

In the beginning of my twenties, I started transcendental meditation. For years, I did nothing else. Every holiday, I went to courses. Meditation is a real simple instrument. You don't need a long beard or a sari. It's meant to bring you to yourself. It's as easy as that.

I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.

It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat. So I opted not to eat, 'cause having to put it on twice is horrific.

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.

I love having a shaved head. I'd rather not deal with hair if I don't have to. I like not thinking about it. A shaved head and letting my beard go requires the least amount of anything.

I'm doing a film now with a lot of guys as well, so at the end of that I will be growing a beard.

There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.

There are days when I think: what if I just checked out? What if I grew a beard and went off to live somewhere remote? I have often wondered about the freedom that would bring.

I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I find it amazing that so many TV viewers are enchanted by beards, bad dentistry and moonshine accents.

If any of my characters require me to blacken my beard I do it, otherwise I don't.

I never had long hair before I got busted. I never had a beard before I got busted.

What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.

It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still

Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.

I have a beard. Just not on my face...

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!

Do not pluck the beard of a dead lion. [Lat., Noli Barbam vellere mortuo leoni.]

There are some mature birds that have short beards from a lack of melanin that makes the beard weak and it will break. The best method is to wait and see the bird in full strut. If his fan (tail feathers) form an even-edged circle, then he's mature. If there are shorter feathers on the edges of the fan with taller feathers in the middle, then it's a jake.

When I was 15, I was wearing sandals and corduroys, Guernsey, striped pullover, a beard that was hardly there, shades and a beret, and the goal was hanging out.

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium; philosophum nondum video

Come on, man, I got a full beard!

I think my beard (in 'Drag Me To Hell') is getting a better IMDb rating than I am.

When they start talking about somebody's beard, that's when it gets a little ridiculous. Come on. This is football. If I wore a green shoe and a blue shoe it doesn't make a difference in a game. The beard doesn't make a difference. But that's the scrutiny we live under, that I live under.

You can't do comedy with a beard.

My beard is staying because it covers my bum shaped chin!' - Discussing his much discussed beard

I was so mad that we lost the game. I kind of went into a depression and didn't shave and we ended up winning the next game. And I am kind of superstitious - just a little bit to people who know me - but we won that game and I said I am just going to keep it going until we lose and we kept it going. I don't really like the beard you know. But we were winning so I had to keep it going.

God, I'm going to have to grow a beard and hide,

If the beard were all, goats could preach

He'd have mattress ticking in his beard and in his hair.

He'd grown a beard since I last saw him. I asked, 'what's with that?' He said it was the caveman look.

Knowing it is, in fact, a turkey, by positively identifying the beard and spurs of a turkey, and knowing what is behind the target is key. Think about who you go hunting with - it's people close to you: your family and your friends. Practice safe hunting. The ultimate goal is for everyone to get home at the end of the day.

Katie saw the car on display and went nuts! It was all we heard about the whole way home and for weeks after. When Katie was in school one day, I was at Performance Toyota again and walked over to the Volkswagen dealership, met Steve Beard and told him about Katie.

The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.

Wisdom is in the head and not in the beard

If you had half as much brains as you have beard, you would have looked before you leaped.

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and can't see otherwise.

How can a young man like to wear a beard?

If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!

Yes, I am old enough to grow a beard actually. So ner-ner-ner-ner

It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show.

I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human.

Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.

i thrive best hermit style. with a beard and a pipe.

We watched Peter Jennings' beard grow, and we were somehow reassured that he did not shave, that through morning, afternoon, evening and on into the night, he did not leave the desk, that he confided in us his uncertainties, that he shared the confusions of each hour. He grew more pale and more vulnerable, as if he knew that we needed him to be human, so that we could be together.

Throughout this evolution from left to right, Beard always detested war. Hence his writings were slanted to show that the military side of history was insignificant or a mere reflection of economic forces.

Early in the semifinal round, we lost a little bit of wind. When (eventual runner-up Shawn Beard of West pinned eventual third-place finisher) Kenny Palmer in a semifinal, that took a little wind out of our sails, but we still came back to put 13 guys in the final round. I told the guys they had to be aggressive (going into the final round), and I think we might have been a little too aggressive a couple times.

I've never grown a beard in my life. This is just a fun thing we have going. We hope we don't have to pick up a razor the rest of the year.

A being in a bonnet is not therefore a woman, a being with a beard is not therefore a man, nor yet is a wolf in sheepskin a lamb.

It was the Alana Beard show tonight. Her performance was unbelievable. Our team goal is to get 10 steals per game, and Alana almost did that on her own. She was phenomenal.

It was an Alana Beard show tonight, ... Our goal is to get 10 steals a game, that's the entire team. So if someone gets seven, that's a phenomenal show.

For a guy who is supposed to be very tough, he's got a lot of cupcake in him. I saw him in an afternoon game in Cincinnati and he had his full beard on, but his wife didn't like it so he shaved it. He's macho with an asterisk.

It's really funny to have this beard, you know, I have never really had one before in my life. My beard now has gotten really, really long, to the point that it tickles my ears. I made a promise to Carl that I would shave everything off right there in Victory Lane.

Do not mistake a goats beard for a fine stallions tail.

The biggest play of the game is when Alana Beard throws it up in the air to herself and then makes a 3. That should never happen. How that's not seen I have no idea how a play like that stands.

Not everyone who wears a beard or is a Muslim is a terrorist. This unspeakable act was one of ignominy which totally ran counter to the principles of Islam.

I started growing my beard out, and I think they all got jealous. They're all now trying to outmatch me.

They would often pull on his beard and say he must be the real Santa Claus,

There was an old man with a beard, Who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, Four larks and a wren Have all built their nests in my beard

I'll keep growing it for the playoffs. The beard is part of the body and any contact should be a foul.

I'll make the stakes even higher. Jake Plummer, let's make this a 'beard versus beard' match. The loser must shave his beard with a rusty straight razor.

In terms of nonverbal communication, by not seeing the full face - whether it's bangs in the eyes of a woman or a man, or a beard - there can be some who perceive the individual is hiding something,

His hair is black, as it's always been, his beard was black with significant gray ... a good deal older and weaker and more frail than he looked the last time I saw him come into court in the summer of 2004 when he came for his initial hearing.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

I remember when I first got married, there was a certain amount of internet traffic on the subject of, "Who is this beard who is allegedly married to Ira Glass? Obviously, he's gay."

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.

I went through a very hairy period. I had a movie where I was going to play Walt Whitman that fell through. At the time, I had grown this huge beard and very long hair. But then, the movie got canceled, I had some other parts, and I currently have very short hair. So, when I look in the mirror, I don't know who I am exactly. It's interesting.

When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different.

To grow a philosopher's beard.

Charles Beard warned us that governments-inc luding the government of the United States-are not neutral, that they represent the dominant economic interests, and that their Constitutions are intended to serve these interests.

I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.

O! Where are you going With beards all a-wagging? No knowing, no knowing What brings Mister Baggins, And Balin and Dwalin down into the valley in June ha! ha!

I believe in monstrosities, and 'I Am Abraham' is a monstrosity of sorts, raveling out moment by moment with its contrapuntal songs, as if a band of musicians were at play, all of them with Lincoln's beard and disturbing grey eyes.

Hagrid looked down at his umbrella and scratched his beard. 'Shouldn'ta lost me temper,' he said ruefully, 'but it didn't work anyway. Meant ter turn him into a pig, but I suppose he was so much like a pig anyway there wasn't much left ter do.

They were bullyin' him, Hermione, 'cause he's so small!" said Hagrid. "Small?" said Hermione. "Small?" "Hermione, I couldn't leave him," said Hagrid, tears now trickling down his bruised face into his beard. "See -- he's my brother!

Merlin’s beard, what is Xenophilius Lovegood wearing? He looks like an omelet.

So,” sneered Fudge, recovering himself, “you intend to take on Dawlish, Shacklebolt, Dolores, and myself single-handed, do you, Dumbledore?” “Merlin’s beard, no,” said Dumbledore, smiling. “Not unless you are foolish enough to force me to.” “He will not be single-handed!” said Professor McGonagall loudly, plunging her hand inside her robes. “Oh yes he will, Minerva!” said Dumbledore sharply. “Hogwarts needs you!

It is almost impossible to carry the torch of truth through a crowd without singeing somebody's beard.

You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.

All the power is with the sex that wears the beard.

over his own dark Cealdish beard. “Nothing like your marvelous facebear,

If the beard gives a modifier to seduction, I'm guessing it's not a positive one....

Jargon is part ceremonial robe, part false beard.

My beard towards heaven, I feel my nape support / The back of my head, I grow the breast of a harpy / And my brush as it drips continually / Upon my face, makes it a gorgeous floor.

all skinny guys with beards are jerks