Buffets Quotations

The first rule is not to lose. The second rule is not to forget the first rule.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

I did though at least expect him to correct the false statements he made when he was trying to protect the Presidency. Instead, he talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn't resist the dessert.

We all have to be dishes on a plate eventually, with the way we are marketed, but I have no intention of being a cheap Chinese all-you-can-eat buffet.

Warren Buffet told me once and he said always follow your gut. When you have that gut feeling, you have to go with don't go back on it.

First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

Know how to behave at a buffet. Take a clean plate for a second helping.

Republicans just can't help themselves. They get in front of a live microphone and within a few sentences are rocketing down the swiftest and most direct route to the all-you-can-eat comedian-and-talk-show-host buffet.

I have legendary massive breakfasts at hotels. I don't hold back. I'll get there at 7A.M. and I'll be the last out at 11 A.M., having gone up and down the buffet seven times.

Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet.

If we were capable of thinking of everything, we would still be living in Eden, rent-free with all-you-can-eat buffets and infinitely better daytime TV programming.

We have eco-friendly shrimp. We can make them; we have that technology. But we can never have an eco-friendly all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet. It doesn't work.

The golden rays of the moon paid him absolute tribute. He was a buffet of muscles and corded strength.

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

You want to be greedy when others are fearful.

Nothing's dangerous if you know what you're doing.

Paul Harris is a buffet bowler - you just help yourself.

...the whole world turned into an all-you-can-eat buffet...

You know," he said, "I keep wanting to say that it's like Simon Snow threw up in here... but it's more like someone else ate Simon Snow—like somebody went to an all-you-care-to-eat Simon Snow buffet—and then threw up in here.

They are not wise, then, who stand forth to buffet against Love; for Love rules the gods as he will, and me.

I am one, my liege, Whom the vile blows and buffets of the world Have so incensed that I am reckless what I do to spite the world.

Just to let you know that the buffet car will be closing for stocktaking in five minutes. The next station stop is Chesterfield.

I told you this would happen. But, no, you had to go for the buffet, didn't you?

Life is a glorious banquet, a limitless and delicious buffet.

Long ago, Ben Graham taught me that

What we learn from history is that people don't learn from history.

Risk can be greatly reduced by concentrating on only a few holdings.

The critical investment factor is determining the intrinsic value of a business and paying a fair or bargain price.

It’s class warfare; my class is winning, but they shouldn’t be.

I really like my life. I've arranged my life so that I can do what I want.

We have long felt that the only value of stock forecasters is to make fortune-tellers look good.

An investor should act as though he had a lifetime decision card with just twenty punches on it.

You can't buy what is popular and do well.

Much success can be attributed to inactivity. Most investors cannot resist the temptation to constantly buy and sell.

For some reason people take their cues from price action rather than from values. Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

Too often, a vast collection of possessions ends up possessing its owner.

Buy into a company because you want to own it, not because you want the stock to go up.

If you've been playing poker for half an hour and you still don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy.

Investors making purchases in an overheated market need to recognize that it may often take an extended period for the value of even an outstanding company to catch up with the price they paid.

Great investment opportunities come around when excellent companies are surrounded by unusual circumstances that cause the stock to be misappraised.

Nothing sedates rationality like large doses of effortless money.

I get to do what I like to do every single day of the year.

A very rich person should leave his kids enough to do anything, but not enough to do nothing.

It is not necessary to do extraordinary things to get extraordinary results.

You can't make a good deal with a bad person.

Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good results.

I am a better investor because I am a businessman, and a better businessman because I am no investor.

Stop trying to predict the direction of the stock market, the economy or elections.

Most people get interested in stocks when everyone else is. The time to get interested is when no one else is. You can't buy what is popular and do well.

Never invest in a business you can't understand

Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving.