Coconuts Quotations

I was sometimes called 'coconut' when I was at school.

I drink a lot of coconut water. It balances out all the other toxic stuff I put into my body.

Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.

I'll admit that I do quite like drinks that come in coconut shells. So there's always that.

I love cakes. Chocolate and coconut cakes. I love that combination!

I grew up with coconuts as the main flavor in food in Jamaica. It's part of our culture.

I happen to love coconut, particularly for that sweet and crunchy texture it adds to any dish.

What kind of tea do you want?" "There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger Without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle Coconut, Chamomile, Blueberry Chamomile, Decaf Vanilla Walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Grey." -"I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up?

In the garden of gentle sanity, May you be bombarded by the coconuts of wakefulness.

It is almost as if happiness is an acquired taste, like coconut cordial or ceviche, to which you can eventually become accustomed, but despair is something surprising each time you encounter it.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

For I am coconut / and the heart of me / is sweeter / than you know.

My favorite food is macaroni and cheese that my grandma makes. My favorite drink has to be Vita Coco coconut water.

The single greatest invention man ever conceived in the dollar bill, because I don't want to know the conversion rate for coconuts.

I love making Italian food. And coconut chicken.

You plant twenty coconut trees over here, and twenty coconut trees over there, and you water this batch and don't water that batch. Of the batch you water, nineteen will survive and one will die. Of the batch you don't water, nineteen will die and one will survive.

Adrian sifted through the bags and pulled out a slice of coconut cream. "If I were a dragon, this is what I'd go for." I didn't argue, mainly because that statement had no logical argument.

I was at a speaking engagement for MIT... and I said, 'The Professor has all sorts of degrees, including one from this very institution [MIT]! And that's why I can make a radio out of a coconut, and not fix a hole in a boat!'

Skeletons of mice are often to be found in coconuts, for it is easier to get in, slim and greedy, than to get out, appeased but fat.