Funny Birthday Quotations

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

You are you that is truer than true

A man who views the world the same...

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.