Horny Quotations

I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns.

There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.

My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I have used that lesson in everything in my life, including the Railways.

The horns came riding in like the rainbow masts of silver ships.

But if I didn't have to make money, I would still play my horn.

Joining Yes was one of those stupid things that you do sometimes. It was one of the two or three times in my life that I've done something that I knew was wrong.

My solution to the problem would be to tell the North Vietnamese Communists frankly that they've got to drawn in their horns and stop their aggression or we're going to bomb them into the stone age.

If I was good each week, my father would take me to a different pet store each Saturday. I had a snake, horny toads, turtles, lizards, rabbits, guinea pigs... I kept my alligator in the bathtub until it got too big.

As a horn player, the greatest compliment one can get is when a person comes to you and says, 'I heard this saxophone on the radio the other day and I knew it was you. I don't know the song, but I know it was you on sax.'

You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.

When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.

I used to go with him and I'd sometimes play, take over from him. That was my first taste of the music business, I suppose, but I was also in the youth orchestra at Johnston Grammar.

If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.

Mainly I was able to perform with music - I played the French horn, I would sing, and I was a drummer in the pipe band. So I think it was a way to show off.

I wish I could score everything for horns.

The only very rugged part of the route is in crossing the Big Horn mountain, which is about 30 miles wide.

And for me the only way to live life is to grab the bull by the horns and call up recording studios and set dates to go in recording studios. To try and accomplish something.

One bites into the brass mouthpiece of his wooden cudgel, and the other blows his cheeks out on a French horn. Do you call that Art?

It is said that love makes the world go 'round - the announcement lacks verification. It's wind from the dinner horn that does it.

I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.

Talk of the devil, and his horns appear.

I had the Big Horn river explored from Wind River mountain to my place of embarkation.

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

I love horns, and the bigger the band, the better it sounds to my ear.

Spin Me Round was number one all over the world, everywhere. It changed the face of pop music, no question. We took technology further than Trevor Horn.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

With horns and a full rhythm section, the drums always looked like the best seat in the house.

There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear!

I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays?

When you have 13 horns, and one is soloing, you have 12 people to play the richest, fullest chord you could ever imagine behind that solo.

I have rejected Juventus four times; it's a beautiful pussy that doesn't get me horny.

Being nice? He’s being horny.

Why is Anthony Amowitz using his pimp smile on you?” “You’re only calling him a pimp because he’s here. At Marcie’s.” “Yeah, so?” “He’s being nice.” I elbowed her. “Smile back.” “Being nice? He’s being horny.

I learned, too, how it was possible with the help of the picture and action to transform an apparently insignificant violin passage into an incident, and to lift a simple horn call into a thing of stupendous significance by means of scenic emphasis.

I was really amused when someone once called me a purveyor of horny sex comedies. He listed Breakfast Club and Mr. Mom in parentheses.

Teenagers have two moods: Horny and Hungry." ()

Some people couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if he smeared his body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance

No man is born into the world whose work is not born with him.

I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.

Each instrument has something to say to you. It's got its own character. Each horn has its own character and will say to you certain things. If you violate that, it's almost a sacrilege!

There are mornings when all men experience with fatigue a flush of tenderness that makes them horny.

I want a horny little Jewish princess.

We had an old Victrola with the old bulldog they used to have there. The horn would come out.

I was horny, but I was innocent 'cause I was a real-late bloomer and not particularly attractive. In fact, homely.

I was so horny in school it felt like my body was filled with electricity. I felt like I had neon bones or something.

Ultimately, I want to make everyone horny.

Discontented women dream of being rescued by Prince Charming. Discontented men dream of finding a horny blond in the back seat ofa taxi.

Who did you eat this time? (Acheron) It wasn’t a who, akri. It was something that had hornies on its head like me. There were a bunch of them actually. All of them had hornies and they made a strange moo-moo sound. (Simi)

Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.

Mine is the horny hand of toil.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.

You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny.

I like talking about sex. Especially when I'm horny, but even when I'm not.

A guy who can get in the right area on the north end of Kissimmee, and fish up shallow with a Horny Toad, and have a bait to pitch behind it when they miss it, like a Senko, will probably win it.

I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.

I'm kind of horny, conventional methods of making love kind of bore me.

OH KYO KUN! Isn't it said that eating pink noodles turns you into a horny pervert?!

When I found the music of Monk I finally found music that fit that horn. Every one of his tunes fit it perfectly.

It's only been a couple of times in my life that I've really locked horns with actors. It did not hurt the films, it just hurt the moment of the filmmaking.

If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.

I hate having to read the manual.

I am associated with techno epics.

You never toot your own horn.

And blessed are the horny hands of toil.

There is always work, and tools to work withal, for those, who will.

Love is what still goes on when you're not horny.