Famous Quotes & Sayings

Daniel Handler

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Daniel Handler

Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see.

Daniel Handler

Miracles can happen, even to those who are small, flammable, and dressed all in black.

Daniel Handler

The miracle is the adverbs, the way things are done.

Craig Lucas

Never to be squandered.....the miracle of another human being.

Chaim Weizmann

Miracles sometimes occur, but one has to work terribly hard for them.

Charlie Munger

It's in the nature of stock markets to go way down from time to time. There's no system to avoid bad markets. You can't do it unless you try to time the market, which is a seriously dumb thing to do. Conservative investing with steady savings without expecting miracles is the way to go.

Billy Tauzin

I was treated with a miracle drug, just like Lance Armstrong,

Marc Forster

I don't think people understand what it takes to make a movie unless they've experienced it themselves or been around it. It's a miracle every time you make a movie, and a bigger miracle if it turns out well.

Brigham Young

Miracles, or those extraordinary manifestations of the power of god, are not for the unbeliever; they are to console the Saints, and to strengthen and confirm the faith of those who love, fear, and serve God.

Edward Young

What is a miracle?--'Tis a reproach, 'Tis an implicit satire on mankind; And while it satisfies, it censures too.

Eckhart Tolle

Learn from nature. See how everything gets accomplished and how the miracle of life unfolds without dissatisfaction or unhappiness.

Denis Diderot

To prove the Gospels by a miracle is to prove an absurdity by something contrary to nature.

Ben Harper

To go through this life and see it through - what it really is - and not be insane or addicted, is a minor miracle for anyone.

Alexander Woollcott

There's absolutely nothing wrong with Oscar Levant that a miracle can't fix.

Amy Poehler

A top McCain policy adviser claimed this week that McCain's work in the Senate helped create the BlackBerry, saying, 'You're looking at the miracle that John McCain helped create.' He then handed the BlackBerry to McCain, who attempted to withdraw $20 from it.

Dylan Thomas

the moment of a miracle is unending lightning ...

Doug Stanhope

I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.

Donna Tartt

I guess that anything we manage to save from history is a miracle.

e. e. cummings

Miracles are to come. With you I leave a remembrance of miracles: they are by somebody who can love and who shall be continually reborn, a human being.

e. e. cummings

Exists no miracle mightier than this: to feel.

Douglas Coupland

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Adora Svitak

The point of my work is to make it clear that all youth can make 'big miracles' happen.

Alessandro Nivola

There are so many things that have to go right for a movie to be good that it's a miracle whenever one is.

Albert Einstein

Live your life... as though everything is a miracle.

Albert Einstein

The beauty of it is that we have to content ourselves with the recognition of the miracle, beyond which there is no legitimate way out.

Abel Ferrara

As barbaric is we are, it's a miracle we haven't blown ourselves off the face of the earth so far.

A. J. Jacobs

Sometimes miracles occur only when you jump in.

Drew Carey

If frogs could fly - well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

I think there's no miracle or mystery to this. I just think this is how our team's going to perform.

Carl Jung

Miracles do occur, and it's never too late to turn your life around and reach for something better.

Deepak Chopra

If you knew that miracles could happen, what miracles would you wish for? If you knew that you could have it all and do anything you wanted, what would you choose to have and what would you choose to do?

Deepak Chopra

If we could learn to live from the level of the soul, we would see that the best most luminous part of ourselves is connected to all the rhythms of the universe. We would truly know ourselves as the miracle-makers we are capable of being.