Peanut Butter Quotations

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.

Peanut Butter Wolf is my relaxing music, my lunch music, my chilling music.

When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets.

Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.

Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity,

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

Peanut butter is pâté for children.

I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.

I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.

I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!

I've always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter

To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions!

I'd take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter.

You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.

Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.

Without peanut butter, I might starve.

I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl

Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.

Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!

It's like peanut butter and chocolate. Each is great, but they're better together.

Is Tyson okay?' I asked. The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. 'He's fine. Doing much better than I expected. Though 'peanut butter' is a strange battle cry.