Famous Quotes & Sayings

Diana Vreeland

Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity,

Lisa Rinna

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.

Dick Van Dyke

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

Rick Riordan

Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.

Gwen Stefani

I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.

Edward Gorey

I should like a parsley sandwich. To the best of my knowledge they are not in season.

Chris O'Dowd

The cauliflower soup sounds so good. And the broccoli-melt sandwich. I've never heard of such a thing.

Shane Battier

Sometimes you've got to eat a turd sandwich; makes the ribeye taste better next time.

Patrick Rothfuss

Did I ever mention I used to be a delivery driver too? I was. I can read a map. What’s more, using a brilliant mixture of zen navigation, Aristotelian logic, and pure rage I can get you your package and/or delicious sandwich relatively close to on-time.

Jim Butcher

It was one of those moments that would have had dramatic music if my life were a movie, but instead I got a radio jingle for some kind of submarine sandwich place blaring over the store's ambient stereo. The movie of my life must be really low-budget.

Hubert H. Humphrey

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.

Emanuel Cleaver

This deal is a sugar-coated satan sandwich. If you lift the bun, you will not like what you see.

Jon Stewart

I want a sandwich named after me.

Homer

Be generous in the bedroom. Share your sandwich.

Frank Zappa

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.

Charles M. Schulz

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.