Puppy Quotations

Drown thyself? Drown cats and blind puppies.

There have been so many people who come in and want to see her and the puppies. One woman wanted to adopt one of these puppies because she had four cats at home and thought that a puppy raised by a cat would be perfect to get along with. Everyone who comes in is just amazed by the whole story.

They get that puppy look. They look like they lost their puppy.

You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?

I tell everyone very plainly that I take bribes, but what kind of bribes? Why, greyhound puppies. That's a totally different matter.

Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?

I would refer to that as a puppy mill.

I would rather be beaton and be a man than to be elected and be a little puppy dog.

We were, like, 12 or 13 and it was like, 'Hi, do you like me?' ... It was just like puppy love.

Hounds follow those who feed them.