Shortest Quotations

'No' is the second shortest word in the English language, but one of the hardest to say.

The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest lived.

The problem with relegating black history to one really short month, the shortest month, is not only are we telling the same stories over and over again - which are amazing, George Washington Carver is incredible, there's nobody like Frederick Douglass - but there are so many.

The shortest way to do many things is to do only one thing at once.

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Concepts of justice must have hands and feet to carry out justice in every case in the shortest possible time and the lowest possible cost. This is the challenge to every lawyer and judge in America.

I grew up Catholic. We went to confession on Saturday, stood in the shortest line, since it led to the priest who gave the easiest penance - usually a few Our Fathers and Hail Marys. We confessed in private, prayed our penance and our souls were clean.

We feel that our data are completely consistent with the current American Heart Association guidelines and the current FDA guidance to use the lowest possible dose for the shortest possible duration.

Women who need to take estrogen because of severe menopausal symptoms should take the smallest amount of dose, for the shortest possible amount of time.

We used to joke about Jerry Bailey's rail pass. He was an inside rider. That's where the fearless riders go. It's the shortest way around the race track - and the most dangerous.

One of the problems with being famous is people mob you wherever you go. Many of them ask very irritating questions. If I were not the shortest woman in the world, I would not have become famous.

I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the shortest while.

We're probably the shortest team so we really have to beef up our frontline.

We have to be operating preconstruction. Building the school is the shortest duration. Preconstruction, that work is the work that takes the longest amount of time.

Kentucky has one of the shortest school calendars - not only in the region, but in the country. Most states have at least a 180-day school calendar.

I think that this government will be the shortest government even in the history of Israeli. We will, from the very beginning, act in order to bring it down and to have early elections for both Knesset and prime minister.

Last summer we received a phone call from the Department of Justice requesting medals commemorating the fallen police officers and firefighters who died trying to rescue people during the 9/11 attacks. We did that order in record time. They know they can come to us and get high quality awards in the shortest time you can expect - but sometimes physics does limit some things.

I think even as this is one of our shortest events, we'll keep all the competitors quite busy and challenged with the variety of tracks on the schedule. This year will allow for more possible hotel time but also some very long, late legs through the night. We look forward to a good, safe event.

Our press offense was revamped because of what they do. We have a tall line up this year. My shortest starter is 6-2. Our point guard is 6-3. We knew they would have a tough time with our size." ()

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I think Morgan is on the shortest list of the best players we've ever had here, ... I would have said that without him getting to the major leagues because he had a great career for us.

I'm happy because I know that there is a full understanding on all levels about this question and that, before everything, the case of Ratko Mladic has to be closed in the shortest possible time and in the best interests of Serbia-Montenegro and its European path,

I'm here as an infielder and a ballplayer and wherever they put me in, that's where I'll be. Second base is my spot and that's what I'll compete for in the spring and hopefully there will be enough people who want to see the shortest infield combination in baseball.

We're all very sensitive that Jim has the shortest history with the band. He wants to be somewhat of a free agent. I'm just going to let time dictate how Jim's future evolves.

We're working to put those barrels in place in the shortest time possible

We're not letting up or tapering for this meet. It's only a 5K, the shortest race we run all year. We're looking to get a nice group together at the front for an up-tempo workout.

This Trojan horse has been aggressively seeded, using spam technology, to distribute malicious code to as many vulnerable computers as possible, in the shortest amount of time.

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible.

Both Toyota and Honda have about the shortest turnaround times between model changes than anyone else in the industry. They replace a model now every five years or so.

The defensive back has the shortest memory on the field. People are going to make some plays and you're out there on an island so, the percentages are against you. You just try to win more than you lose and so far, I have been winning more than I have lost. It's a minor setback. I'm back focused and back on my game. I feel good right now and I feel like I'm going to make some plays this week.

This was the shortest route over the mountains and through the snow belt, ... It was an ideal route for the time. But it was not the easiest route.

We had a late spring break and tough weather. It's always hard in the spring because of the weather, and it's the shortest sports season of the year.

Under all conditions well-organized violence seems to him the shortest distance between two points.

At the Zayed Summit, His Majesty urged executing this project in the shortest period of time and providing all essential tools needed for its execution.

Concepts of justice must have hands and feet . . . to carry out justice in every case in the shortest possible time and the lowest possible cost. This is the challenge to every lawyer and judge in America.

Concepts of justice must have hands and feet or they remain sterile abstractions. The hands and feet we need are efficient means and methods to carry out justice in every case in the shortest possible time and at the lowest possible cost.

Enterprises are becoming increasingly dependent on business applications, and even the shortest of outages may have a severe financial impact. Therefore it is imperative that enterprises deploy well-managed data protection solutions that include CDP technologies -- as CDP will dramatically change the way data is protected, decreasing the recovery time and the amount of data lost. It will also change the way in which the replication market is structured, creating replication and backup in a single product.

I've decided to go for a B.A. in art. It's the shortest route to a degree. I'm thinking about teaching.

There will still be a summary of the weekly news but there will be a lot of segments that aren't topical at all. Like Chas did a thing the other day on what's the shortest cab fare you can get. So it's much more general.

It was the shortest tag-team match I had in history. They jumped us during the Russian national anthem and doubled-teamed me. And the match was over in less than a minute. The next day I blamed Nikolai and jumped him on TV.

The shortest little flights are a lot (of hassle).

The shortest 11 can play is 505. I walked it to the back and it was 513, which puts it longer than No. 13.

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So what that translates to is that you have a very rushed and harried FedEx or delivery person, who is neither trained nor licensed to deliver alcohol, whose job it is to move as many boxes in the shortest amount of time. This is not conducive to slowing down, stopping to check an ID and, if no one is home, as many parents aren't during the day, the product is handed to anybody at the door who may or may not sign for it and, in many cases, the alcohol is just left for anybody to retrieve. That is not how society is set up for alcohol to be sold.

Actors are conditioned to develop a system for expressing as much as they can in the shortest amount of time because you're going to get all cut up in a movie.

delivered what may have been the shortest opening statement by a modern Supreme Court nominee less than seven minutes, including the thank-yous and two baseball metaphors.

They talk of short-lived pleasures: be it so; pain dies as quickly, and lets her weary the fiercest agonies have shortest reign.

There's definitely an oversupply and intense competition. LCD makers are seeing one of the shortest recoveries in the industry.

About three days. Shortest colleague ever. There was too much food around, right? Couldn't stop eating.

It's just going to take time for it to heal. Right now it's kind of sore. ... I'm definitely hopeful it's not something that will last longer than a couple of weeks. I'm going to get together with the trainers and get it taken care of in the shortest amount of time possible.

It seems to me the idea of competing for resources with audit is the shortest path to going away. If you partner with them and share the load and treat audit with due deference, you have a shot. As long as you compete, it won't work.

That is the shortest preamble I have ever seen. I feel as though today will be a good day, poor light, Freddy was getting a bit of reverse swing before tea, and let's not forget they are still 250 odd adrift, I would like to suggest a ban on pessimism for at least the first ten minutes of play.

I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Hopefully, I'll be the crowd favorite since I might be the shortest one in it. I'm probably not ever going to get another opportunity like this, so I'm going to take advantage of it.

It will be the shortest ride home from McKinney for those fans. Boy do we appreciate their support.

Not much was going wrong. It's usually colder and wetter, and the longest of the courses. But with the weather, this is the shortest it has played.

I'm just trying to emphasize the fundamentals of gap control. Take care of your assignment and then run to the football. Bottom line is you want to take the shortest route to the ball carrier and arrive there in a bad mood.

If there are obstacles, the shortest line between two points may be a crooked line.

I played against Andre in college. He's tall (6-3), but I'm not worried about the height. There are a lot of guys in the NFL that are taller than me. I am probably one of the shortest (5-10). I'll work through that.

Citizens should not panic, but it is critical that we continue to conserve our fuel while Washington is developing a national strategy for this problem. During this temporary shortage, I urge all our citizens to conserve fuel by making smart choices such as carpooling when possible, taking the shortest travel routes and using their most fuel-efficient vehicles.

Gamma-ray bursts in general are notoriously difficult to study, but the shortest ones have been next to impossible to pin down.

The major objective of the truck supply industry at the present time is focused on the provision of a satisfactory level of support infrastructure to ensure that the vehicles required by operators can be processed for delivery in the shortest possible time, and are then also fully supported in terms of parts, service and repairs once they have entered service.

You will remember that when we had (annual) conference in December we put the party on 'election watch' but in view of some recent developments, I am now putting the party on 'election alert'. I want all of you as workers to begin the important preparation that has to be done to ensure that the party is put in a state of election readiness within the shortest possible time.

The longest we've had a child stay so far is nine months. The shortest was one night. ... Sometimes it's just a misunderstanding, and the child can get back home, ... It's very hard. But it's the most rewarding thing I've ever done. They tell you in training to love the kids like they're your own. But you know you have to love them enough to let them go.

The longest road out is the shortest road home

The shortest and surest way to live with honor in the world is to be in reality what we would appear to be; all human virtues increase and strengthen themselves by the practice and experience of them.