U2 was involved in Live Aid, and I ended up going to Ethiopia and working there for some time with my wife, Ali.
I felt rich when I was 20 years old and my wife was paying my bills. Just being in a band, I've always felt blessed.
My former wife made me a millionaire. I used to have three million dollars.
There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?
I wake my wife up at 3 a.m. and say, "Listen to this!"
My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.
It's so childish, greatest country in the world. It's like saying, I have the best wife in the world. Not just the one best suited for me, the best wife in the world. And if you could have my wife, you'd kill your wife.
Trump is a little tone-deaf to the average American. He unveiled his slogan this week: 'Are you better off than you were four wives ago?'
F. Scott Fitzgerald has an indespensible quote: 'The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at once and still retain the ability to function'. Or, as I like to call it, 'O.J. killed his wife, and the police are corrupt.'
That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, 'She is the heavyweight champion of my life.” Which may explain why on the ride home, he was strapped to the roof of the car.