Allen Klein Quotations

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.

When times get tough, at some point, people instinctively know they need to lighten up in order to get through it.

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way.

Laughter can help relieve tension in even the heaviest of matters.

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.

Zen teaches that once we can open up to the inevitability of our demise, we can begin to transform that situation and lighten up about it.

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.

It has been said that 80% of what people learn is visual.

When you do find humor in trying times, one of the first and most important changes you experience is that you see your perplexing problems in a new way - you suddenly have a new perspective on them.

To a child, often the box a toy came in is more appealing than the toy itself.

Research has shown that people who volunteer often live longer.

Children remind us to treasure the smallest of gifts, even in the most difficult times.

Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on with our life after a loss.

No matter what has happened, you too have the power to enjoy yourself.

I contend that not only can you laugh at adversity, but it is essential to do so if you are to deal with setbacks without defeat.

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.

Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor.

Like sheep that get lost nibbling away at the grass because they never look up, we often focus so much on ourselves and our problems that we get lost.

Laughing is also good for your respiratory system.

Today's business and health care climate may not be pleasant. Cutbacks, pay cuts and layoffs do not make anyone's job easy. But that does not mean that the humor need stop.

When you think about advertisements, it makes sense that they want to hold and retain our attention.

And, unlike the earlier bombing on the World Trade Center, a major landmark and symbol of the strength of the financial world was, not just damaged but, totally destroyed.

Humor can help you cope with the unbearable so that you can stay on the bright side of things until the bright side actually comes along.

Humor can be one of our best survival tools.

Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years.

When we are dealing with death we are constantly being dragged down by the event: Humor diverts our attention and lifts our sagging spirits.

Now, a recent study from cardiologists at the University of Maryland, has shown that laughter may have a beneficial effect on the heart.

Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our problem.

The studies indicate that focusing our attention on someone else, takes our mind off of our own problems. We stay healthier and thereby live longer.

The tragedy of September 11th was so sudden, so enormous, and so horrendous, both in terms of lives lost and global consequences, that this country and the world went into immediate and prolonged shock.

Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless.

Advertisers also know that humor can help bond us to their product.

The lesson adults can learn here is that the world is filled with things for our enjoyment.

When we can find some humor in our upsets, they no longer seem as large or as important as they once did.

Whether planned or not, humor takes our mind off of our troubles.

While most of us know that we feel better after a good hearty laugh, science, in many cases, is yet to prove why.

In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets; you may not find something to laugh about immediately.

It is still not clear from this study how laughter can directly help the heart but other studies have shown that laughter is beneficial for every system in the body.

Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help them heal as well as deal with not-so-funny stuff, I decided to discuss the events of the previous week, the pain all of us were feeling, and how humor and some laughter might be beneficial.

We have made demands to Castle Village, and I have had conversations about paying the city expenses, ... I've been patient in not filing a lawsuit.

Our attitudes are the crayons that color our world.

There are no language barriers when you are smiling.

In every job, relationship, or life situation there is inevitably some turbulence. Learn to laugh at it. It is part of what you do and who you are.

There is always something to chuckle about. Sometimes we see it. Sometimes … we don't. Still, the world is filled with humor. It is there when we are happy and it is there to cheer us up when we are not.

Kids can amuse themselves with almost anything.

The hardest thing you can do is smile when you are ill, in pain, or depressed. But this no-cost remedy is a necessary first half-step if you are to start on the road to recovery.

Though snails are exceedingly slow, There is one thing I'd like to know. If I out run 'em round the yard, How come they beat me to the chard?