Bob Saget
Bob Saget
Robert Lane "Bob" Saget is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full Houseand hosting America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget is also known for his adult-oriented stand-up routine. He also provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth17 May 1956
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.
I can't do it. I hurt too badly when I think about the folks hurt by the hurricane, or what the government isn't doing about it,
I can't go back now. I've done it. I've gone and done it.
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.
Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?
I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.
It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.