Brian Posehn
Brian Posehn
Brian Edmund Posehnis an American actor, voice actor, musician, writer, and comedian, known for his roles as Jim Kuback on The WB's Mission Hill and Brian Spukowski on Comedy Central's The Sarah Silverman Program...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 July 1966
CitySacramento, CA
CountryUnited States of America
fighting cities guy
I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.
feelings outsiders metals
Metal is the feeling of being an outsider, but still being part of something huge.
thinking pakistan pieces
Whenever you see riot footage on TV - you know, someone throwing a brick in Pakistan or somebody throwing a fiery piece of pooh through a Starbucks window up in Seattle - you ever see anybody throwing anything underhand? I think it just takes all the aggression out of the act.
writing down-and matter
When I'm late it matters, but when everybody else is late it doesn't matter... If that's the rule then just write it down and then I know, you know... I'll read it and I'll write it down on my balls. Right here. Right here on the back of my balls is where I'll write it. On the very back. I'll just lift them and write it nicely.
crazy guy insane
Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like going to 'Nam or having an extended acid trip. Turns out - legend has it - he just had some bad cheese.
song crazy my-favorite
I love metal songs about metal. That's one of my favorite things. Nobody does that any more. Nobody sings about how metal they are, or about their fans, or about how crazy their pits are.
guy outfits features
Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.
feet mcdonalds car
Just got a new car - got a little Miata convertible. Pretty happy about it, except for one thing: I'm 6-foot-6, so now I look like a McDonald's toy.
culture comic pops
As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture.
girl chance metals
I don't know if I was a poseur - I really did love metal, always - but I gave a lot of other things a chance. I wanted to meet, um, girls, so I would check out Depeche Mode. But mostly I wanted stuff with pentagrams and crowns of thorns on it.
thinking want kind
I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback.
hate laughing people
Good comedy makes you laugh, and bad comedy makes people you hate laugh.
family father gay
We had our family tree done... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.
sometimes terrible
Because I go outside sometimes, I'm exposed to terrible, terrible music in public.