Don Herold Quotations

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace.

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.

The mind of man has no defense To equal plain, old common sense. This homely virtue don't despise, If you would be happy as well as wise.

This is the greatest paradox: the emotions cannot be trusted; yet it is the emotions that tell us the greatest truths.

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.