Fred Allen
Fred Allen
John Florence Sullivan, known professionally as Fred Allen, was an American comedian whose absurdist, topically-pointed radio program The Fred Allen Showmade him one of the most popular and forward-looking humorists in the Golden Age of American radio...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionRadio Host
Date of Birth31 May 1894
CityCambridge, MA
CountryUnited States of America
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I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
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A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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California is a great place to live if you're an orange.
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Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
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When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy hours. All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
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We take nominations from the general public, and they go through a screening and voting, which has worked very well for the most part. But it's been a less-than-perfect system for long-dead inventors who don't have a constituency to push for them.
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I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.
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Father Time is the make-up man responsible for the physical changes that determine the parts the average actor is to play.
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A comedian who starts talking to himself becomes his own audience. This is fatal.
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In show business, more showgirls are kept than promises.
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I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four.
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If children could vote, Jesse Jackson would be our next president.