Glenn Howerton Quotations

One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense.

One of the things that makes any good entertainment, whether it's a play, drama, comedy, television, film, whatever, is that you feel a certain amount of spontaneity.

I always thought it'd be fun to write something, but it never was an ambition of mine, per se.

I take my work very seriously, and that's the only way for it to be fun for me.

He's definitely not like me at all, ... He's the smart one but he's also definitely me-first.

We shot the show with our video camera and got a good response from the people we showed it to, ... So we thought, let's go with it.

I've been working pretty consistently the last year and a half, ... It's funny, because it seems like all the projects are coming out at the same time.

The star of the film shoots me, so I don't suffer from getting eaten by the aliens, ... It was fun.

It was a cool experience, ... We had a good relationship on the film and she was easy to work with.

I like to go out there and recharge creatively and meet up with friends,

I was entirely wrapped up in the idea of becoming an actor. I learned how to write on the job, basically out of necessity. I always thought it'd be fun to write something, but it never was an ambition of mine, per se. I just thought, "Well, maybe I'll do it one day just for the hell of it and see if it works."

When you have a clear idea of what your character is trying to accomplish, it makes it a lot easier to riff on things.

I can never remember the name of anywhere I've ever been. I will say that I've eaten at a ton of GREAT places. I just don't remember their names. I'm not that guy.

I'm really bad at writing jokes.

Sometimes presenting the most ignorant point of view can be the best way to satirize the issue and highlight that ignorance.