Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
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Our modelling suggest bond yields should rise in line with the US by at least 1 per cent. The X factor remains any flow-on effect from petrol prices.
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It didn't look like they were comfortable. Coach K and Esteban worked it in and out today, so (WIU) didn't know what was coming, so they didn't get any good swings.
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I felt I could've got him out. Coach made a good decision because we ended up getting him out anyway.
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It happens so fast, and I've been doing it so long that it's unconscious,
best defensive game
I think that was our best defensive game of the year.
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I was just getting too ahead of myself. I was rushing.
bought microwave
I bought an occassional table........sometimes it's a microwave oven.
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I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
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I was cesarean born. You can't really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window.
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Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn't?
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The past week our bullpen threw a lot, especially with the doubleheaders in the (Rainbow) tournament, and we have five games this weekend, so I figure if I can finish the game off, I can give 'em a little rest so they can go out and get the next four games.
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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
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The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?