Rodney Dangerfield Year Quotations

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control

After I got divorced, I said to myself, I will never, ever get married again. It was in cement. I went through a really rough twenty-five years, but it happened again. I fell in love. I told her, Baby, I don't want a prenuptial agreement. This is it. Everyone told me I was nuts. Well, my new wife and I are married six years and we get along great. You can make anything work if you're both givers.

My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.

What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food.

When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.

One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.

I figured out I'm bisexual. I have sex twice a year.

I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.