Sam Ewing Men Quotations

President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.