Vince Vaughn Wedding Crasher Quotations

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it!

We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused by the thought of marriage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the wind.

Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.

Please don't take a turn to negative town.

Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!