Woody Allen Death Quotations

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .

Death is an acquired trait.

I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses.

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.