Bill Maher Lap Quotations

Space tourism is God's way of telling you you aren't spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine.

Nowas you all know, this week, Pope Benedict told Vatican Radio—you know, Vatican Radio, playing the hits from the 8th century, 9th century and today—Benedict told them he was going to resign because the Church needs a fresh, young face, somewhere other than a priest's lap.