Bill Watterson Funny Life Quotations

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.