Carol Leifer Fun Quotations

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

Oh, this is fun - went to a nude beach for the first time. Yeah, that's what I thought. You ever been to a nude beach? Thought it would be all sexy and hot. Oh my God, what a flubber fest! Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked - didn't make me want to take off my clothes, made me want to take out my contacts.

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.