Gabriel Iglesias Cake Quotations

I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.

Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it's for a check. It's not what I want to do. Comedy's my thing. Stand up's my thing. Everything that comes from that is frosting on the cake.

Every night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I'm diabetic, so I'm like, are you kidding me?!

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.