Joan Rivers Hate Quotations

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.

I hate reality shows that are not reality.

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I hate Billings, Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck

I've always hate child stars, starting from way back when, when I was a child. The first child star I saw was Shirley Temple. She was six years old, two foot six and the biggest star in Hollywood. She wore ribbons in her hair, and frilly little pinafores and shiny patent-leather tap shoes - just like the boys in Glee do.

I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck.

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'