Joseph Heller Running Quotations

In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.

I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.

How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatological mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements?