Oscar Wilde Produces Quotations

I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effect of intoxication.

The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence.

Nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude

Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue cleverer than another.