Prince Philip Edinburgh Quotations

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.

Aren't most of you descended from pirates?

Do you still throw spears at each filmother?

Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?

You managed not to get eaten then?

There's a lot of your family in tonight.

They have eating dogs for the anorexic now.

Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.

You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.

If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.

The bastards murdered half my family