Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger.
I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.
I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to make people laugh and please them, you're too resentful to do it.
I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.
The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.
I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak.