Spike Milligan People Quotations

My manager, Norma, was trying to get me to write it for at least 10 years and being the reclusive person I am, I wanted people to judge me for what they saw on the television, on the films or on the stage. And what I did apart from that was my own affair. So to write my autobiography was, to me, an anathema.

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

Well, we can't stand around here doing nothing, people will think we're workmen